| society: | oh you have your period? well you have two options. |
|---|---|
| woman: | okay. |
| society: | you can use sanitary pads, which make you feel like you are wearing a diaper, and have the added fun benefit of being extremely uncomfortable and give you the extreme paranoia that they will not be enough coverage and at any moment with any movement or sudden sneeze you'll bleed over onto your clothes and walk around all day with blood stained trousers while everyone points and laughs at you. |
| woman: | sounds awful. what's my second option. |
| society: | a penis shaped wad of cotton that you shove uncomfortably inside yourself and it catches the blood before it leaves your body. |
| woman: | still seems pretty awful. |
| society: | wait! it gets better! there's the outside chance that using those will kill you! |
| woman: | well, are they at least free? like how men can have access to free condoms? i mean, it's not like i'm choosing for this to happen. |
| society: | HAHAHA! that's funny. no, you have to pay for them. and they're really fucking expensive. |
| woman: | |
| society: | oh, and if you tell anyone that you ARE on your period, your judgement, opinions, and reactions are going to be dismissed as the crazy ramblings of a lunatic. |
| woman: | |
| society: | |
| woman: | i think i'll go with my third option. |
| society: | |
| woman: | |
| society: | what third option? |
| woman: | i think i'll bleed on everything you love. |
can we just
look
at
how
fucked up
and
perfect
drake and josh
was
no but really
I think the fact that we grew up with these shows explains a lot
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cleanteeth: How to be in a long distance relationship
Love someone enough to talk to them every day, even when you’re incredibly busy. Be excited to talk to them even if that means having to stay up until your eyelids get heavy. Be so excited that you might even wake up early because of huge time differences. Be brave. Trust, a lot. Be willing and…
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PSA:My Mother never told me this! Reblog to save a baby Bird:)
This is totally true. Birds of any species have a limited sense of smell and could never detect human scent, or any particular scent, really.
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btw guys, you do know that if you’re gonna boycott abercrombie, you have to also boycott hot topic, hollister, and american eagle because they’re all owned by the same company
And nothing of value was lost
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Thank youuuuu ptb
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I weep bcause I think I hardly ever read anything funnier
………now all i can think of is enjorlas eating a pile of bacon angrily yelling this too all who tried to stop his feast for France related power knowledge
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